More lost in translation moments

Me (driving the car): Jasmine, I'm sorry sweetie, but we're running late for the party. We're going to be a bit late getting there.
Jasmine: Are you going fast mummy?
Me: Yes, I'm going as fast as I can.
Jasmine: Are you going faster than the speed lemon?

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I was putting on my clothes for work this week, including some purple stockings that are a particular favourite of Beau's. He patted them and said: "I love your stompings mum."

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