Playing with Jasmine's new Strawberry Shortcake and Polly Pocket toys this afternoon...
Jasmine (pretending to be Strawberry Shortcake):
Do you know my hair smells like strawberries, Polly Pocket?
Me (pretending to be Polly Pocket):
Mmmm, you smell delicious, Strawberry Shortcake. I don't think my hair smells.
J (SS): Yes it does! (big sniff) Your hair smells like champagne!
M (PP): Champagne?! What does that smell like?!
J (SS): It's when you bump your head really hard and then it gets fire in it. And then, uh, I don't know the rest of the bits. And then you feel sad.
Hmmm... sounds like Polly Pocket has a champagne hangover to me!