Jasmine and I were playing in the car parked in the driveway on Friday afternoon. She was 'driving' and I was sitting in the back seat 'watching the wiggles'. We had the doors open because it was so hot. After telling me to 'sit nicely' and 'stop crying, mummy' she pressed a few buttons and held onto the steering wheel ready to take me on a 'long drive'.
A fly flew in her open door and started buzzing around the windscreen.
'What's that, mummy?'
"That's a fly, honey. Give it a little shoo and it will fly away again."
Jasmine took off her shoe and passed it over the dashboard to the fly. "Here you go fly."
OMG hilarious. I have made that same mistake myself. For absolutely years (i mean, even as an adult) i thought that song said "Shoefly don't bother me". Eventually i asked someone "what's a Shoefly anyway, i've never even heard of those". I think i bring new meaning to the term "dumb blonde".
ReplyDeleteKind of like a horse fly but with sole.
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